act fact serene crackup and a list
of personal injuries

bike wreck at the end of own driveway
slick right turn too swift in the rain

rear wheel locked
right hand holding mail

improper grip on steering imbalance shoves left hand ahead
though leaning right

into the turn
bike flips left over its own rear wheel skid

slams left hip and shoulder into pavement
left side of head on the end of a thoracic whip

rebounds with considerable thwap
tearing right sternocleidomastoid in futile effort

to hold the head up
and resulting in several left bony abrasions

not to mention ruining
the bicycle seat