WELcome FOReign WORKers!

WEL-FOR-WORK!

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

Openings Galore!

Consider a Career in Americop!*

White people White people White people Welcome!

Americop!* A Workers’ Paradise!

1 – Poultry Processor! Always hiring! Everybody absolutely loves chicken!

2 – Sewing Machine Operator! Job security! Long hours bring in the big bucks!

3 – Farm Laborer! Free food and a mobile home of your own in a quiet rural setting!

4 – Prison Inmate! Free room and board and on the job training! A real résumé builder!

5 – Nanny Temp Worker! Free room and board with opportunities for added income as a sex worker!

6 – Laundry Worker! Long hours bring in the big bucks! Room for advancement!

7 – Roofer! Work outdoors on your suntan and develop a muscular physique! Become a sex cymbal!

8 – Recycling Materials Recovery! Indulge an unrestrained treasure hunting urge! Extra income!

9 – Street Prostitution! A job for one with a creative imagination! Choose your own hours!

10 – Armed Services! Always hiring! Take charge of your future! Educational opportunities!

These Jobs and More! Truck Drivers! Prison Guards! Security! Cops! Informants!

This is the Land of Opportunity, an Endless Smorgasbord!

*(Americop enforces all equal opportunity laws and regulations and encourages diversity in the workplace and larger community)